If there’s one thing UpForIt.com has going for it, it’s that there are actually girls on this website.
Oh, no, you can’t see them. That would make them disappear into thin air, like magic. Consider them unicorns. They’re a very special kind of unicorn that only appears when the scent of money is in the breeze.
For the purposes of this UpForIt review, let’s just call them “hookers.”
Yes, UpForIt.com is a site where professional “escorts” and hookers can run their businesses. If you get ANY messages on here that aren’t from a hooker, you’ve done something excitingly right. That’s a joke, of course, because the website is so broken we’ll be surprised if you can even check your messages.
UpForIt.com Review: Why We Believe UpForIt.com Is a Scam
This is one of the most broken sites we’ve ever seen. The website is outdated and clunky, in a way that we were sure we could hear gears turning every time we tried to load a new page.
We got more error messages on the screen than during Launch Day of a new Blizzard game.
It was honeslty a little bizarre. We went onto this site looking to get some cute dates, not trying to wrestle with technology. However, that’s exactly what we wound up doing. If we weren’t wrestling with the site or fending off girls who would spend one night with us for a thousand bucks, we would have found it funny…maybe.
Analysis Of UpForIt.com: Why UpForIt.com Is Not Legit
We are not going to be including emails from hookers in the analysis of our data for this website. That said, the hookers contacted us, not the other way around, so it isn’t worth including that in the data.
We contacted 720 “women” (who were really just fake profiles with no actual humans behind them) during our time on UpForIt.com. This had about the same effect as putting pennies into a hole between two houses and expecting a can of Coke to come out.
Basically we got 5 responses.
Of the entire site, of four months, of three guys, of 720 emails, we got all of FIVE emails back.
Needless to say, we didn’t wind up setting up any dates. We had a better track record walking down the street and asking random girls for dates. We actually DID get a date that way.
Why UpForIt.com Is Not Real: More On Our UpForIt.com Review
Look, we’re pretty good at this whole “online dating” thing. When we signed up for our favorite website, SocialSex, we got back over 600 emails in response to the 720 we sent out. We’ve never had to pay more than a couple drinks and a cab ride in order to close the deal with a girl if we didn’t want to.
UpForIt.com was SO barren that it made us consider actually saying yes to one of those escorts, just so we could say that we didn’t spend four stupid months on the same website without even a single hookup. That was just embarrassing—and besides, it was kind of frustrating.
If you can get past the fact that the site is broken beyond repair, there’s one more barrier you have to pass through in order to get to the complete and utter lack of girls: a questionnaire.
Usually these are reserved for sites that actually care whether you match your partner or not. However, UpForIt.com has randomly gotten in on that action, and makes you fill out a questionnaire with more than 50 questions before you can access your membership, free OR paid. Now, you can do less and pay more for it!
UpForIt.com Review: The Conclusion
This is a terrible website. The people who made UpForIt.com should be ashamed of themselves. They probably would be, if they knew what shame truly was, instead of just trying to rip everyone off.
Skip this BS and get to a good sex dating site instead, like SocialSex, our FAVORITE. You’ll be glad you did when you’re getting emails every day!