It’s the holy grail of casual dating: the sexy coed babe. The sweet thing about undergrad chicks is that you don’t have to be of their age to draw them in. In fact, there are a lot of babes in their twenties who are looking for an older man to show them a good time. When you’re established you’ve got a lot more going for you than your twenty something counterparts. Chicks are always looking for men. You’ve got what they want, now you just need to put yourself out where you can come face to face with them.
Seriously, this should be obvious. If you want to pick up a college aged cutie, the best thing you can do is show up to where they are. Most college aged people live in dorms from their freshman to sophomore year. So on campus itself, you’re going to be dealing with chicks who are usually too young to go to a bar legally. Keep that in mind when you bump into them and bumping into them is the best way for you to start chatting them up. Take up jogging around campus or walking your dog. Dogs are great for this, without fail, you’re going to have a chick come up and ask to pet him. Try not to ask a chick you meet on campus out for a drink in the first time. Try a restaurant. If she’s someone who wants to have a drink, then you can offer to invite her over.
The best thing about picking up a chick on a campus bookstore is that you’re going to get an idea of what sort of chick she is without even having to talk to her. Not only will you get a basic idea of what her work ethic is like based on her shopping cart, you’ll understand a little bit about her going into the conversation. This gives you an edge. Check out what books she’s getting. A chick with a lot of child development books is probably going into education. She also has a higher rate of being baby rabid than the babe with the poetry in her cart. Chicks with anatomy books are either going into nursing or pre-med. So if you’re trying to reel in a permanent hottie, those are the ones that are going to help you bring home the bacon.
It’s a newish old thing. Around any major college campus you’re going to see a ton of sweet smelling places called Shi-Sha lounges or Hookah Bars. These places aren’t for drinking, instead they’re for smoking. Chicks that go to these places tend to be more adventurous than ones that don’t. They like to have fun and enjoy the community aspect of sitting around with people along with sharing a smoke. When you’re here, ask to sit down with a lady if she’s alone. However, when you pass the pipe, remember that you don’t have to inhale. Take the smoke in, taste it, then spit it back out. Coughing fits are a major turn-off.