When you’re looking to get with younger women, there are some things to keep in mind. Just because you’re raring to go doesn’t mean that she is, for one. For another, some shit is just downright sleazy. Even if a chick is down to party all night long, she doesn’t want you to talk to her like she’s a hooker. When you’re chatting up a chick in her twenties there are four things that you just shouldn’t say.
I Bet you Can go All Night
When you meet a chick you do not want to comment about how good she will or will not be in bed. You are meeting her, you haven’t even figured out if she wants to sleep with you. Why the hell are you already making judgments on how long she’s going to last in the sack? Not only is this off-putting, but it’s not something that’s funny or interesting to say. In fact, when you make a comment like how she’ll be in bed, you’re more likely to get her running off into the arms of someone less sleazy. He’ll figure it out way before you will.
So, Did your Boobs Cost More than Tuition?
Even if she has fake tits, don’t mention them. This is for two reasons. One, if she’s in her twenties than she probably has no freeking idea how much those things cost, she wasn’t paying for them. And second, what if they’re real? Bras are pretty spectacular and magical things. We’ve got no clue how they work, all we know is that they can do wonderful and mysterious things. Also, it’s kind of a shitty thing to ask a chick. Who cares if they’re fake? As long as they look great, that’s all that matters!
ANYTHING ABOUT HER DAD
This is in all caps. If we could make the text flash, we would. Don’t talk about her Father. What that does is that it makes her equate you with her dad. Do you want that? No, you really freaking don’t. Not only that, but if you are older and trying to pick up a younger chick, you’re going to have to field father comments anyway. All it makes you look like as someone who has daughter/daddy issues and that’s plain creepy. Remember, even if you want her to call you “daddy” in bed, you don’t want her thinking of her daddy when she sees you.
ANYTHING ABOUT AGE
Return of the Caps-lock. If you’re in or over your thirties and trying to pick up a chick who is in her twenties then you’re going to have to really be careful about the talk of age. You want to wow her with your personality and your mannerisms before you let her know how old you are. If she starts thinking about age difference then you could sink your ship. Older women don’t mind being asked if they are old enough to be in a bar. It’s funny to them. Chicks who just started to be legal don’t think it’s so cute. If she ISN’T old enough to be in the bar, she finds it even less cute. Remember, wait till you’ve sealed the deal before you’re finding out how old she is or letting her know yours.